My Monday After-Lunch Phone Call

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Hello?

Hi Jean. We have room for you to teach a class.

Oh, great! Which class would you like?

Well, we like the necklace on page XX of your XX book.

Uh, yeah, that's a great-looking necklace, but it's not my project. You could call the artist to ask her to teach, though.

Do you have anything similar?

Are you just looking for beginner wirework items?

Yes, that's about it.

Um... uh... yeah. Let me get back to you in the morning.



AND A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

Circles.... walk in circles... raised heart rate, sweat forming on upper lip.... think-think-think.... dig, throw, arrange, toss.... move, compare, select.... ERRREEEEEE.... hammer-hammer-hammer.... coil-coil-coil... $#!&!!... blood... band-aids... deep breaths.... twist and shape.... ahh, yes.... link-link-link... smile... AND exhale!